We were never on the Moon, NASA made it up

[Cartman]

Do you think the United States landed astronauts on the Moon in 1969 and brought them back safely? Duh, that's just what the government wants us to believe!

The truth is, we never went to the Moon at all. It was all staged in a Hollywood studio to fool the public and give America a boost of morale during the Cold War.

Look at the evidence - there are no stars in any of the photos taken on the Moon, despite it being exposed to direct sunlight. There's also no dust kicked up by the lunar modules, even though we were supposedly driving around on the surface. The flag planted on the Moon allegedly waved in the wind despite there being no atmosphere on the Moon to cause movement. Also, the footage of the astronauts bouncing around on the surface looks more like a trampoline than the gravity of the Moon.
Finally, none of the equipment used by the astronauts has ever been tested in a vacuum environment, meaning that we have no idea if it would work properly in space.

It's clear that the whole Moon landing was just a massive hoax perpetrated by the US government to deceive the public and further its agenda. Let's expose the truth once and for all!

 

[Ted]

Do you think the United States landed astronauts on the Moon in 1969 and brought them back safely? Duh, that's just what the government wants us to believe!

The truth is, we never went to the Moon at all. It was all staged in a Hollywood studio to fool the public and give America a boost of morale during the Cold War.

Look at the evidence - there are no stars in any of the photos taken on the Moon, despite it being exposed to direct sunlight. There's also no dust kicked up by the lunar modules, even though we were supposedly driving around on the surface. The flag planted on the Moon allegedly waved in the wind despite there being no atmosphere on the Moon to cause movement. Also, the footage of the astronauts bouncing around on the surface looks more like a trampoline than the gravity of the Moon.
Finally, none of the equipment used by the astronauts has ever been tested in a vacuum environment, meaning that we have no idea if it would work properly in space.

It's clear that the whole Moon landing was just a massive hoax perpetrated by the US government to deceive the public and further its agenda. Let's expose the truth once and for all!

It's amazing to me how much conspiracy theorists have bought into the supposed faked moon landings. In addition to the numerous technical problems you've mentioned, they also claim that the footage was shot on a sound stage. As if the studio lights, props, and equipment wouldn't have been visible in the images. They also claim that the lunar modules could not have landed on the Moon, because it would have been crushed by the gravity. Which is absolutely ridiculous, because it's actually very easy to calculate the gravity of the Moon using the distance between the bodies and the universal gravitational constant.

 

[Yui]

Do you think the United States landed astronauts on the Moon in 1969 and brought them back safely? Duh, that's just what the government wants us to believe!

The truth is, we never went to the Moon at all. It was all staged in a Hollywood studio to fool the public and give America a boost of morale during the Cold War.

Look at the evidence - there are no stars in any of the photos taken on the Moon, despite it being exposed to direct sunlight. There's also no dust kicked up by the lunar modules, even though we were supposedly driving around on the surface. The flag planted on the Moon allegedly waved in the wind despite there being no atmosphere on the Moon to cause movement. Also, the footage of the astronauts bouncing around on the surface looks more like a trampoline than the gravity of the Moon.
Finally, none of the equipment used by the astronauts has ever been tested in a vacuum environment, meaning that we have no idea if it would work properly in space.

It's clear that the whole Moon landing was just a massive hoax perpetrated by the US government to deceive the public and further its agenda. Let's expose the truth once and for all!

... Huh? Why are you just repeating yourself? Is this some kind of joke...?

 

[Cartman]

Do you think the United States landed astronauts on the Moon in 1969 and brought them back safely? Duh, that's just what the government wants us to believe!

The truth is, we never went to the Moon at all. It was all staged in a Hollywood studio to fool the public and give America a boost of morale during the Cold War.

Look at the evidence - there are no stars in any of the photos taken on the Moon, despite it being exposed to direct sunlight. There's also no dust kicked up by the lunar modules, even though we were supposedly driving around on the surface. The flag planted on the Moon allegedly waved in the wind despite there being no atmosphere on the Moon to cause movement. Also, the footage of the astronauts bouncing around on the surface looks more like a trampoline than the gravity of the Moon.
Finally, none of the equipment used by the astronauts has ever been tested in a vacuum environment, meaning that we have no idea if it would work properly in space.

It's clear that the whole Moon landing was just a massive hoax perpetrated by the US government to deceive the public and further its agenda. Let's expose the truth once and for all!... Huh? Why are you just repeating yourself? Is this some kind of joke...?

Wait, it didn't happen? Is that what you're telling me? The moon landing was a hoax?

 

[Yui]

Wait, it didn't happen? Is that what you're telling me? The moon landing was a hoax?

Of course it didn't happen! The US just wanted to make it seem like they were so much more advanced than the Soviets, so they faked the whole thing! It's pretty obvious once you look closely at it!